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Old 07-13-2011, 04:32 PM
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Sir, we apologize the 3.6 had too much power for you. We have removed it and will be installing the four cylinder as per your request.
boring building in the background, how about some signage?
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Old 07-13-2011, 11:51 PM
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Looks like *****'s drive 997's
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:41 PM
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Thick steering wheels are now the most recent "overcompensation" trick to pick up the ladies...

Old 07-15-2012, 06:10 PM
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The carpets obviously don't match the curtains.

Old 07-15-2012, 06:37 PM
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"Excuse me sir, can you tell me how to get to 993Fest?"

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Old 07-15-2012, 07:28 PM
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"Yo dawg, I drive a 993. So I put a license plate that says 993 on the front of my 993 while I drive my 993."

Old 07-15-2012, 08:08 PM
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Despite parking very carefully with the door open, this is as close as RealPolItiK is able to get to centered between the lines.
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Old 07-15-2012, 08:18 PM
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If you owned one of the "multi visual products" you might be able to see the "No Parking" sign

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Old 07-15-2012, 10:47 PM
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Is that a 1:18 or 1:43 model?
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Old 07-15-2012, 11:10 PM
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Too many choices...I'll just take the jet pack today...
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Old 07-15-2012, 11:46 PM
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"I just pulled dis here springy do-hickey off-a m' tracter. An I's gunna put it on my uncle's Porsh. Hehehe."

Old 07-16-2012, 12:24 AM
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Bruce, just before trying to demonstrate that the Porsche 993 being the greatest automobile of all time, could make it straight over the bay from the former Alameda NAS to The City.
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Next time, I get top bunk!

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Old 07-16-2012, 01:50 AM
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Rob, looks like the Overhaulin' crew took your 911!
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Old 07-16-2012, 09:17 AM
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"I'll sell you this fine jacket...its cashmere...you'll look mighty sexy driving your red Porscha"



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