KMASS993

Thought this would also be helpful:

How to avoid having a Moose Knuckle

Step 1
Avoid having a moose knuckle by choosing underwear that fits snugly and comfortably, without squeezing your genitalia into party-balloon shapes. Knit briefs are an excellent choice, since they can nestle and support your package into a compact and uniform shape. Boxers, on the other hand, are notorious for creating moose knuckles, since they can squeeze your genitalia down the side of your leg or through the fly.

Step 2
Choose pants that are free and loose in the crotch area in order to avoid having a moose knuckle. Avoid wearing tight jeans from the disco era, which tend to accentuate and even celebrate the creation of a moose knuckle. A nice pair of dress slacks, with smooth flowing lines, may be the perfect solution for you.

Step 3
Apply some talcum powder to your crotch area before you put on your underwear and pants. Many moose knuckles are created when you are hot and sticky down there, causing your genitalia to twist and evolve into unusual formations. Talcum powder will help to keep everything loose and dry, and it will even help to prevent chafing.

Step 4
Ask your tailor to help you choose pants that will help you to avoid having a moose knuckle. Also, an experienced and knowledgeable tailor will know how to let out the crotch in your favorite pants, so that moose knuckles will become a thing of the past. Always remember to give your tailor a tip afterward.

Step 5
Stop yourself from daydreaming or fantasizing when out in public, which could lead to the creation of a moose knuckle, even if you are wearing pants that fit correctly. Think about baseball statistics, puppies and kittens, fishing, or business travel to get your mind off of having a moose knuckle.

Kevin

ljugete

Yeah baby! Ahhh the 1980's, I remember those heavy glasses, I had 2 pairs back then (1 pair in silver, 1 pair in gold).

BobbyT

Thanks to Noah for clarification of the gender-specific differences in terminology for these anatomical oddities.

Kevin, you are one helpful dude, but I think that Elvis Imposternater was totally lacking in knuckle potential.

cabrio993

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AOW162435

Oh, Dear Jesus!!

Umm, I think we agreed to immediate payment, no?

Your wife sent a link to her Facebook page...

I'll say!!



Andreas

NP993

Truth be told, sometimes when I go out on a fun run in the 993, I put an extra shift **** in my pants, just so everyone knows what's up.

Reddy Kilowatt

Weissach knuckle?

KMASS993

And I was going to sell my old RS shift ****... Brilliant!

AOW162435

RS or the stock donkey-dicqué version?

Not that it matters.


Andreas

Floodj

Have you ever been caught polishing your ****?

Arena993

Noah:

I have the extra **** from my current project. You are more than welcome to it. Two ***** are better than one.

Mike

FisterD

I am choosing to wash my hands of this whole thread..........thanks for the soap dispenser, Cactus!!!!!

MarkD

First you stalk me and now lies!?


That pic is really wrong.
I need a drink...

FisterD

What? You don't like the Hoff soap dispenser? Cactus spent all that time wrapping it and shipping it to me.....like the glasses that started this thread, it's a true classic!

AOW162435

Cactus is one weird cat!


Whatchutalkin'bout, Willis?



Andreas