Stop Sale?
03-19-2014, 05:50 PM
#3001
GT3 now equals:
1. Blown engines <100 miles from delivery.
2. Paint correction.
3. "Collectors"
4. INSANE SCREAMING FOR SALE ADS
So sad.
Fail.
"Full Stop"
03-19-2014, 06:02 PM
#3002
03-19-2014, 06:10 PM
#3004
Got to be immortalized. Just got to...could not capture this moment better in intentional satire if I wanted to...
Who will be the first to post a .wav file of their verbal rendition?
"SUPER HARD TO GET!!!
9,000 RPM REDLINE!!!
STEET LEGAL ROAD RACER
WICKED HEART POUNDER!!!!
2014 PORSCHE GT3
"MONSTER CAR" !!
NEW AND VERY HARD TO ACQUIRE
WHITE WITH BLACK ALCANTARA INTERIOR
AND ONLY 20 MILES!!
JUST MIGHT BE
THE "BEST" PORSCHE
EVER BUILT!!!
WHAT PORSCHE HAS DONE
TO THE GT3 IS "STUPEFYING"
AND HITS EVERY MARK
ON ITS WAY TO
IT'S "STRATOSPHERIC"
9000 RPM REDLINE!!
WOW!!! WHAT A CAR!!
IT IS FANTASTIC AND GRIPPIER
,REVVIER,AND BETTER TO DRIVE
THAN ANYTHING THAT HAS
LEFT ZUFFENHAUSEN!!
STAND ON THE GAS
AND LET THE"BEAST"ROAR
THEN IT'S DEMEANOR
COMES TO THE SURFACE!!
IF YOU ARE A BYSTANDER
AS THE GT3 GOES BY
IT WILL RAISE THE HAIR
ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK,
SHAKE YOUR PANT LEGS
AND MAKE LEAVES
FALL OFF THE TREES
AND IS PURE "LEMANS"!!!
THE NEW 991 GT3
IS THE MOST TECHNOLOGICALLY
ADVANCED GT3 EVER
AND BY A SERIOUS MARGIN AS WELL!!
EQUIPPED WITH A
3.8 L FLAT SIX ALUMINUM ENGINE
BUILT WITH FORGED INTERNALS,
ROCKER ARM ACTION
FOR THE VALVES AND
LITERALY HUNDREDS OF
UNIQUE COMPONENTS WHICH
MAKES IT EFFECTIVELY
A NEW MOTOR!!
WITH 475 HP AND
325LBS OF TORQUE,
PORSCHE SAYS IT WILL
"ROCKET" FROM 0 TO 62 MPH
IN ONLY 3.5 SECONDS
AND IF YOU HAVE THE GUTS
TO STAY IN IT,
YOU'LL SEE A TOP SPEED
WELL INTO THE 190'S!!
WOW!!
IT EVEN CRUISED A LAP
AT THE NURBURGRING RING
IN 7.25 SECONDS THAT
EVEN BEATS THE
997 GT3 RS 4.0
WITH THE 3RD PEDDLE!!
NUFF SAID!!
WITH A COMPLETELY REWORKED
7 SPEED PORSCHE
DOPPELKUPPLING (PDK) TRANSMISSION,
THE EFFECTS ARE "RIGHT NOW"
AND WILL PULL YOUR FACE OFF
ON EVERY UPSHIFT
WHEN ON THE GAS!!!
COMBINE THIS WITH
ELECTRONICALLY CONTROLLED
LIMITED SLIP DIFFERENTIAL AND
REAR WHEEL STEERING
CREATES "PRECISION'
THAT IS SIMPLY "UNREAL"
TO BELIEVE...
ONCE YOU HIT THE REV-LIMITER
AT 9,000 RPMS
YOU WANT TO LIVE THERE!!!
LOL...
OPTIONAL EQUIPMENT INCLUDES:
SEAT HEATING FRONT
FRONT AXLE LIFT SYSTEM
SOUND PACKAGE PLUS
PORSCHE DYNAMIC LIGHT SYSTEM(PDLS)
LIGHT DESIGN PACKAGE
SPORT CHRONO CLOCK
SIRIS XM SATELLITE RADIO WITH
HD RADIO RECEIVER
PERSONALIZED FLOOR MATS
WITH LEATHER EDGING
ADAPTIVE SPORT SEATS
WITH 18 WAY ADJUSTMENT
AND MEMORY PACKAGE
PORSCHE COMMUNICATION MANAGEMENT(PCM)
WITH NAVIGATION!!!
WOW!!
COMES ALSO WITH
ALL BOOKS, KEYS,
2 ORIGINAL FACTORY WINDOW STICKERS
AND OF COURSE
IMPECCABLE "NEW CAR" CONDITION....
THIS CAR IS ON THE "GROUND"
AND CAN BE PURCHASED TODAY!!
WHY WAIT MONTHS OR YEARS
WHEN THE MOST "AWESOME" DRIVE
OF YOU LIFE IS JUST MINUTES AWAY!!!
YOU WILLLLLLLLLLLL LOVE IT!!
WILLLLLLLLLL TRADE!!
MONEY ISN'T WORTH ANYTHING
IF YOU DON'T INVEST IT
WHILE YOU ARE ALIVE !!!"
Who will be the first to post a .wav file of their verbal rendition?
"SUPER HARD TO GET!!!
9,000 RPM REDLINE!!!
STEET LEGAL ROAD RACER
WICKED HEART POUNDER!!!!
2014 PORSCHE GT3
"MONSTER CAR" !!
NEW AND VERY HARD TO ACQUIRE
WHITE WITH BLACK ALCANTARA INTERIOR
AND ONLY 20 MILES!!
JUST MIGHT BE
THE "BEST" PORSCHE
EVER BUILT!!!
WHAT PORSCHE HAS DONE
TO THE GT3 IS "STUPEFYING"
AND HITS EVERY MARK
ON ITS WAY TO
IT'S "STRATOSPHERIC"
9000 RPM REDLINE!!
WOW!!! WHAT A CAR!!
IT IS FANTASTIC AND GRIPPIER
,REVVIER,AND BETTER TO DRIVE
THAN ANYTHING THAT HAS
LEFT ZUFFENHAUSEN!!
STAND ON THE GAS
AND LET THE"BEAST"ROAR
THEN IT'S DEMEANOR
COMES TO THE SURFACE!!
IF YOU ARE A BYSTANDER
AS THE GT3 GOES BY
IT WILL RAISE THE HAIR
ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK,
SHAKE YOUR PANT LEGS
AND MAKE LEAVES
FALL OFF THE TREES
AND IS PURE "LEMANS"!!!
THE NEW 991 GT3
IS THE MOST TECHNOLOGICALLY
ADVANCED GT3 EVER
AND BY A SERIOUS MARGIN AS WELL!!
EQUIPPED WITH A
3.8 L FLAT SIX ALUMINUM ENGINE
BUILT WITH FORGED INTERNALS,
ROCKER ARM ACTION
FOR THE VALVES AND
LITERALY HUNDREDS OF
UNIQUE COMPONENTS WHICH
MAKES IT EFFECTIVELY
A NEW MOTOR!!
WITH 475 HP AND
325LBS OF TORQUE,
PORSCHE SAYS IT WILL
"ROCKET" FROM 0 TO 62 MPH
IN ONLY 3.5 SECONDS
AND IF YOU HAVE THE GUTS
TO STAY IN IT,
YOU'LL SEE A TOP SPEED
WELL INTO THE 190'S!!
WOW!!
IT EVEN CRUISED A LAP
AT THE NURBURGRING RING
IN 7.25 SECONDS THAT
EVEN BEATS THE
997 GT3 RS 4.0
WITH THE 3RD PEDDLE!!
NUFF SAID!!
WITH A COMPLETELY REWORKED
7 SPEED PORSCHE
DOPPELKUPPLING (PDK) TRANSMISSION,
THE EFFECTS ARE "RIGHT NOW"
AND WILL PULL YOUR FACE OFF
ON EVERY UPSHIFT
WHEN ON THE GAS!!!
COMBINE THIS WITH
ELECTRONICALLY CONTROLLED
LIMITED SLIP DIFFERENTIAL AND
REAR WHEEL STEERING
CREATES "PRECISION'
THAT IS SIMPLY "UNREAL"
TO BELIEVE...
ONCE YOU HIT THE REV-LIMITER
AT 9,000 RPMS
YOU WANT TO LIVE THERE!!!
LOL...
OPTIONAL EQUIPMENT INCLUDES:
SEAT HEATING FRONT
FRONT AXLE LIFT SYSTEM
SOUND PACKAGE PLUS
PORSCHE DYNAMIC LIGHT SYSTEM(PDLS)
LIGHT DESIGN PACKAGE
SPORT CHRONO CLOCK
SIRIS XM SATELLITE RADIO WITH
HD RADIO RECEIVER
PERSONALIZED FLOOR MATS
WITH LEATHER EDGING
ADAPTIVE SPORT SEATS
WITH 18 WAY ADJUSTMENT
AND MEMORY PACKAGE
PORSCHE COMMUNICATION MANAGEMENT(PCM)
WITH NAVIGATION!!!
WOW!!
COMES ALSO WITH
ALL BOOKS, KEYS,
2 ORIGINAL FACTORY WINDOW STICKERS
AND OF COURSE
IMPECCABLE "NEW CAR" CONDITION....
THIS CAR IS ON THE "GROUND"
AND CAN BE PURCHASED TODAY!!
WHY WAIT MONTHS OR YEARS
WHEN THE MOST "AWESOME" DRIVE
OF YOU LIFE IS JUST MINUTES AWAY!!!
YOU WILLLLLLLLLLLL LOVE IT!!
WILLLLLLLLLL TRADE!!
MONEY ISN'T WORTH ANYTHING
IF YOU DON'T INVEST IT
WHILE YOU ARE ALIVE !!!"
03-19-2014, 07:14 PM
#3008
Rennlist Member
03-19-2014, 07:20 PM
#3009
Nordschleife Master
He can't spell pedal either. Peddle? Seriously? LOL
03-19-2014, 07:46 PM
#3010
Rennlist Member
My favorite parts of the ad:
Got to be immortalized. Just got to...could not capture this moment better in intentional satire if I wanted to...
Who will be the first to post a .wav file of their verbal rendition?
"SUPER HARD TO GET!!!
9,000 RPM REDLINE!!!
STEET LEGAL ROAD RACER - Can you please spell check?
WICKED HEART POUNDER!!!!
2014 PORSCHE GT3
"MONSTER CAR" !!
NEW AND VERY HARD TO ACQUIRE
WHITE WITH BLACK ALCANTARA INTERIOR
AND ONLY 20 MILES!!
JUST MIGHT BE
THE "BEST" PORSCHE
EVER BUILT!!!
WHAT PORSCHE HAS DONE
TO THE GT3 IS "STUPEFYING"
AND HITS EVERY MARK
ON ITS WAY TO
IT'S "STRATOSPHERIC"
9000 RPM REDLINE!!
WOW!!! WHAT A CAR!!
IT IS FANTASTIC AND GRIPPIER
,REVVIER,AND BETTER TO DRIVE
THAN ANYTHING THAT HAS
LEFT ZUFFENHAUSEN!! - Including the 918?
STAND ON THE GAS
AND LET THE"BEAST"ROAR
THEN IT'S DEMEANOR
COMES TO THE SURFACE!!
IF YOU ARE A BYSTANDER
AS THE GT3 GOES BY
IT WILL RAISE THE HAIR
ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK,
SHAKE YOUR PANT LEGS
AND MAKE LEAVES
FALL OFF THE TREES - This is funny stuff
AND IS PURE "LEMANS"!!! - No comment
THE NEW 991 GT3
IS THE MOST TECHNOLOGICALLY
ADVANCED GT3 EVER
AND BY A SERIOUS MARGIN AS WELL!!
EQUIPPED WITH A
3.8 L FLAT SIX ALUMINUM ENGINE
BUILT WITH FORGED INTERNALS,
ROCKER ARM ACTION
FOR THE VALVES AND
LITERALY HUNDREDS OF - Spell check
UNIQUE COMPONENTS WHICH
MAKES IT EFFECTIVELY
A NEW MOTOR!!
WITH 475 HP AND
325LBS OF TORQUE,
PORSCHE SAYS IT WILL
"ROCKET" FROM 0 TO 62 MPH
IN ONLY 3.5 SECONDS
AND IF YOU HAVE THE GUTS
TO STAY IN IT,
YOU'LL SEE A TOP SPEED
WELL INTO THE 190'S!! Very funny
WOW!!
IT EVEN CRUISED A LAP
AT THE NURBURGRING RING
IN 7.25 SECONDS THAT - Imagine what an all-out lap would be; 7 flat?
EVEN BEATS THE
997 GT3 RS 4.0
WITH THE 3RD PEDDLE!!
NUFF SAID!!
WITH A COMPLETELY REWORKED
7 SPEED PORSCHE
DOPPELKUPPLING (PDK) TRANSMISSION,
THE EFFECTS ARE "RIGHT NOW"
AND WILL PULL YOUR FACE OFF
ON EVERY UPSHIFT - Funny again
WHEN ON THE GAS!!!
COMBINE THIS WITH
ELECTRONICALLY CONTROLLED
LIMITED SLIP DIFFERENTIAL AND
REAR WHEEL STEERING
CREATES "PRECISION'
THAT IS SIMPLY "UNREAL"
TO BELIEVE...
ONCE YOU HIT THE REV-LIMITER
AT 9,000 RPMS
YOU WANT TO LIVE THERE!!!
LOL...
OPTIONAL EQUIPMENT INCLUDES:
SEAT HEATING FRONT
FRONT AXLE LIFT SYSTEM
SOUND PACKAGE PLUS
PORSCHE DYNAMIC LIGHT SYSTEM(PDLS)
LIGHT DESIGN PACKAGE
SPORT CHRONO CLOCK
SIRIS XM SATELLITE RADIO WITH
HD RADIO RECEIVER
PERSONALIZED FLOOR MATS
WITH LEATHER EDGING
ADAPTIVE SPORT SEATS
WITH 18 WAY ADJUSTMENT
AND MEMORY PACKAGE
PORSCHE COMMUNICATION MANAGEMENT(PCM)
WITH NAVIGATION!!!
WOW!!
COMES ALSO WITH
ALL BOOKS, KEYS,
2 ORIGINAL FACTORY WINDOW STICKERS - Why would it not for a brand new car?
AND OF COURSE
IMPECCABLE "NEW CAR" CONDITION....
THIS CAR IS ON THE "GROUND" - As opposed to "in flight"?
AND CAN BE PURCHASED TODAY!!
WHY WAIT MONTHS OR YEARS
WHEN THE MOST "AWESOME" DRIVE
OF YOU LIFE IS JUST MINUTES AWAY!!!
YOU WILLLLLLLLLLLL LOVE IT!!
WILLLLLLLLLL TRADE!!
MONEY ISN'T WORTH ANYTHING
IF YOU DON'T INVEST IT
WHILE YOU ARE ALIVE !!!" Don't know what to say on this one
Who will be the first to post a .wav file of their verbal rendition?
"SUPER HARD TO GET!!!
9,000 RPM REDLINE!!!
STEET LEGAL ROAD RACER - Can you please spell check?
WICKED HEART POUNDER!!!!
2014 PORSCHE GT3
"MONSTER CAR" !!
NEW AND VERY HARD TO ACQUIRE
WHITE WITH BLACK ALCANTARA INTERIOR
AND ONLY 20 MILES!!
JUST MIGHT BE
THE "BEST" PORSCHE
EVER BUILT!!!
WHAT PORSCHE HAS DONE
TO THE GT3 IS "STUPEFYING"
AND HITS EVERY MARK
ON ITS WAY TO
IT'S "STRATOSPHERIC"
9000 RPM REDLINE!!
WOW!!! WHAT A CAR!!
IT IS FANTASTIC AND GRIPPIER
,REVVIER,AND BETTER TO DRIVE
THAN ANYTHING THAT HAS
LEFT ZUFFENHAUSEN!! - Including the 918?
STAND ON THE GAS
AND LET THE"BEAST"ROAR
THEN IT'S DEMEANOR
COMES TO THE SURFACE!!
IF YOU ARE A BYSTANDER
AS THE GT3 GOES BY
IT WILL RAISE THE HAIR
ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK,
SHAKE YOUR PANT LEGS
AND MAKE LEAVES
FALL OFF THE TREES - This is funny stuff
AND IS PURE "LEMANS"!!! - No comment
THE NEW 991 GT3
IS THE MOST TECHNOLOGICALLY
ADVANCED GT3 EVER
AND BY A SERIOUS MARGIN AS WELL!!
EQUIPPED WITH A
3.8 L FLAT SIX ALUMINUM ENGINE
BUILT WITH FORGED INTERNALS,
ROCKER ARM ACTION
FOR THE VALVES AND
LITERALY HUNDREDS OF - Spell check
UNIQUE COMPONENTS WHICH
MAKES IT EFFECTIVELY
A NEW MOTOR!!
WITH 475 HP AND
325LBS OF TORQUE,
PORSCHE SAYS IT WILL
"ROCKET" FROM 0 TO 62 MPH
IN ONLY 3.5 SECONDS
AND IF YOU HAVE THE GUTS
TO STAY IN IT,
YOU'LL SEE A TOP SPEED
WELL INTO THE 190'S!! Very funny
WOW!!
IT EVEN CRUISED A LAP
AT THE NURBURGRING RING
IN 7.25 SECONDS THAT - Imagine what an all-out lap would be; 7 flat?
EVEN BEATS THE
997 GT3 RS 4.0
WITH THE 3RD PEDDLE!!
NUFF SAID!!
WITH A COMPLETELY REWORKED
7 SPEED PORSCHE
DOPPELKUPPLING (PDK) TRANSMISSION,
THE EFFECTS ARE "RIGHT NOW"
AND WILL PULL YOUR FACE OFF
ON EVERY UPSHIFT - Funny again
WHEN ON THE GAS!!!
COMBINE THIS WITH
ELECTRONICALLY CONTROLLED
LIMITED SLIP DIFFERENTIAL AND
REAR WHEEL STEERING
CREATES "PRECISION'
THAT IS SIMPLY "UNREAL"
TO BELIEVE...
ONCE YOU HIT THE REV-LIMITER
AT 9,000 RPMS
YOU WANT TO LIVE THERE!!!
LOL...
OPTIONAL EQUIPMENT INCLUDES:
SEAT HEATING FRONT
FRONT AXLE LIFT SYSTEM
SOUND PACKAGE PLUS
PORSCHE DYNAMIC LIGHT SYSTEM(PDLS)
LIGHT DESIGN PACKAGE
SPORT CHRONO CLOCK
SIRIS XM SATELLITE RADIO WITH
HD RADIO RECEIVER
PERSONALIZED FLOOR MATS
WITH LEATHER EDGING
ADAPTIVE SPORT SEATS
WITH 18 WAY ADJUSTMENT
AND MEMORY PACKAGE
PORSCHE COMMUNICATION MANAGEMENT(PCM)
WITH NAVIGATION!!!
WOW!!
COMES ALSO WITH
ALL BOOKS, KEYS,
2 ORIGINAL FACTORY WINDOW STICKERS - Why would it not for a brand new car?
AND OF COURSE
IMPECCABLE "NEW CAR" CONDITION....
THIS CAR IS ON THE "GROUND" - As opposed to "in flight"?
AND CAN BE PURCHASED TODAY!!
WHY WAIT MONTHS OR YEARS
WHEN THE MOST "AWESOME" DRIVE
OF YOU LIFE IS JUST MINUTES AWAY!!!
YOU WILLLLLLLLLLLL LOVE IT!!
WILLLLLLLLLL TRADE!!
MONEY ISN'T WORTH ANYTHING
IF YOU DON'T INVEST IT
WHILE YOU ARE ALIVE !!!" Don't know what to say on this one
03-19-2014, 10:57 PM
#3014
Instructor
03-19-2014, 11:04 PM
#3015
Drifting
Silverrules, I tired a couple of weeks ago. My golf club is in Chula Vista, so I drive by there all the time. There is no clean "shot" for a photo, they have essentially a wall around the car storage area. I made several laps around the facility but was unsuccessful in identifying any Porsches, must less GT3s.