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Old 01-12-2019, 02:24 AM
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So here's a 156 mile Spyder in Germany offered for $125,710:

https://www.classicdriver.com/en/car...rce=newsletter





And here's the lengthy text of the ad loosely (poorly?) translated from German. You gotta love it!

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New cars from the limited special series of the Porsche Boxster Spyder from the production year 2015. A total of 2,486 units were built by this special model. Of these, according to KBA 667 pieces are allowed in Germany. Already before the start of production, the series was already sold out. The very rare configuration in the colors black / red with black 20 inch LM rims fits perfectly to this Spyder. Delivered as a new car and kept in a collection in southern Germany, the car was registered only briefly, the car was registered in 8-2018 shortly in order not to lose the license. Due to the revised exhaust regulations, this will probably be the last 3.8 l sucker of its kind with "goosebumps sound" - implanted from the Porsche Carrera S - been. VAT is deductible. This is a rare opportunity to acquire this future icon as a new car in pristine condition and this equipment.

Driving Report of the Boxster Spyders:

No other Boxster has ever let off as light, as intuitive and passionate as this one. Activated the Sport Plus mode, opened the flap exhaust and turned the gears always nice to well over 6000 tours - then fired the six-cylinder intermediate gas that passes a hearing and seeing. The fact that the Boxster Spyder offers such a compacted driving experience, of course, depends only partly on the new soft top. It is ten kilos lighter than the conventional hood and has a lowering effect on the center of gravity. And above all, it separates the wheat from the chaff, because all the dentist women and VIP hairdressers in this car would only ruin their fingernails. But Porsche has driven much more effort for the radicalization of the Roadster than just putting on a new hat.

But what makes the Spyder really special is the practiced purism and the honest craftsmanship. Because not only the top is a wild fumble, but otherwise omitted Porsche this time on everything that could dilute the driving experience through excessive comfort and soften: air conditioning? You do not need it! Seat adjustment? Hopelessly overrated! Sound insulation? Can you give yourself! An automatic is just for the fussy and why install door handles, even if they simply do cloth loops? Even the radio is just ballast when such an orchestra plays in the neck. Oh, they would just have thrown out the navigation system. This is so lame that it hardly comes after this car anyway. And instead of fingering on the touchscreen, you can better keep your hands on the steering wheel.

The reward for this renunciation is the sheer emptiness of pure driving - and incidentally a diarrhea of ​​30 kilos compared to the Porsche Boxster GTS. With at best only 1315 kilos, the Boxster Spyder is one of the lightest models in the Porsche range and dances accordingly light footed through the curves. Of course, because the Swabians have once again tuned the chassis (minus two inches in the trim position) and the engine (plus 0.3 liter displacement), the Spyder is not only more beautiful than the normal Boxster, lighter and purist, but also sharper, stronger and faster. Instead of 330 hp as in the Boxster GTS makes the drilled to 3.8 liters six-cylinder from the 911 S now 375 hp and has literally easy game with the two-seater. From 0 to 100 he tears him with his 420 Nm in 4.5 seconds and finish the frenzy only at 290 km / h - stormy times are there pre-programmed.

By the way, you do not have to be afraid of bad weather. First of all, at this rate, you simply dive through even the strongest showers. And secondly, you're in the Spyder so fast in the sweat anyway, that the clothes are already wet and a little cooling can not hurt.




Goosebump sounds, dentist women, VIP hairdressers, wild fumble top, and diarrhea of 30 kilos --- the marketing department for this dealer was certainly working overtime on this ad.

We've seen before the total worldwide Spyder production figure of 2,486 units, which is cited in the ad, but I don't recall ever reading that 667 cars were allocated for the German market (if true).
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Wow! That's some crazy translation. Somebody over there might be looking for a new job.

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