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Old 02-06-2011, 06:29 PM
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Default Engine oil poses a more serious threat to your health.

Am I the only one who is constantly slipping in their garage?
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Old 02-06-2011, 07:18 PM
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Put your engine pan cover back on. Problem solved
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Old 02-06-2011, 09:07 PM
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Put your engine pan cover back on. Problem solved
But then the engine will over heat, and my piston rings will dry out, and my engine block will crack, and my mom will die, and my house will burn down.
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But then the engine will over heat, and my piston rings will dry out, and my engine block will crack, and my mom will die, and my house will burn down.
Alright, Chicken Little!
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I love the smell of Delvac 75w-90 in the morning..... smells like, victory!
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Old 02-06-2011, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by jimq View Post
Put your engine pan cover back on. Problem solved
Oh I'm sorry I thought you said engine tray
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Old 02-07-2011, 08:16 AM
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Oh I'm sorry I thought you said engine tray
I did only i used different words to keep the thread down to only a few hundred pages and avoid a free spiral down in anger and threats
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Old 02-07-2011, 08:55 AM
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Go to your local Ace hardware store and buy a flat aluminum color/steel pan that goes under wood stoves. Get one about 2ft x3 ft and slide it under the engine, will catch drips
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Originally Posted by jimq View Post
I did only i used different words to keep the thread down to only a few hundred pages and avoid a free spiral down in anger and threats


You sneaky bastard
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Wait a minute, isn't this the guy who didn't do a PPI?

Oil leak solution?

Just park it in a swimming pool and fill that up with oil... that way it'll never leak

Just as long as you get a PPI on the pool this time!
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Old 02-07-2011, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Porsche964FP View Post
Wait a minute, isn't this the guy who didn't do a PPI?

Oil leak solution?

Just park it in a swimming pool and fill that up with oil... that way it'll never leak

Just as long as you get a PPI on the pool this time!
DAMNIT MAN BRINGIN UP THE PPI AGAIN?
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