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Old 02-06-2011, 06:29 PM
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Default Engine oil poses a more serious threat to your health.
Am I the only one who is constantly slipping in their garage?
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Put your engine pan cover back on. Problem solved
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Put your engine pan cover back on. Problem solved
But then the engine will over heat, and my piston rings will dry out, and my engine block will crack, and my mom will die, and my house will burn down.
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But then the engine will over heat, and my piston rings will dry out, and my engine block will crack, and my mom will die, and my house will burn down.
Alright, Chicken Little!
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Originally Posted by jimq
Put your engine pan cover back on. Problem solved
Oh I'm sorry I thought you said engine tray
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Oh I'm sorry I thought you said engine tray
I did only i used different words to keep the thread down to only a few hundred pages and avoid a free spiral down in anger and threats
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Go to your local Ace hardware store and buy a flat aluminum color/steel pan that goes under wood stoves. Get one about 2ft x3 ft and slide it under the engine, will catch drips
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I did only i used different words to keep the thread down to only a few hundred pages and avoid a free spiral down in anger and threats


You sneaky bastard
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Wait a minute, isn't this the guy who didn't do a PPI?

Oil leak solution?

Just park it in a swimming pool and fill that up with oil... that way it'll never leak

Just as long as you get a PPI on the pool this time!
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Originally Posted by Porsche964FP
Wait a minute, isn't this the guy who didn't do a PPI?

Oil leak solution?

Just park it in a swimming pool and fill that up with oil... that way it'll never leak

Just as long as you get a PPI on the pool this time!
DAMNIT MAN BRINGIN UP THE PPI AGAIN?
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