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Moffman 02-06-2011 06:29 PM

Engine oil poses a more serious threat to your health.
 
Am I the only one who is constantly slipping in their garage?

jimq 02-06-2011 07:18 PM

Put your engine pan cover back on. Problem solved :cheers::cheers:

Moffman 02-06-2011 09:07 PM


Originally Posted by jimq (Post 8278046)
Put your engine pan cover back on. Problem solved :cheers::cheers:

But then the engine will over heat, and my piston rings will dry out, and my engine block will crack, and my mom will die, and my house will burn down.

theGekko 02-06-2011 11:34 PM


Originally Posted by Moffman (Post 8278222)
But then the engine will over heat, and my piston rings will dry out, and my engine block will crack, and my mom will die, and my house will burn down.

Alright, Chicken Little!

Laker 02-06-2011 11:49 PM

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Moffman 02-06-2011 11:52 PM


Originally Posted by jimq (Post 8278046)
Put your engine pan cover back on. Problem solved :cheers::cheers:

Oh I'm sorry I thought you said engine tray

jimq 02-07-2011 08:16 AM


Originally Posted by Moffman (Post 8278635)
Oh I'm sorry I thought you said engine tray

I did only i used different words to keep the thread down to only a few hundred pages and avoid a free spiral down in anger and threats :p

Gus 02-07-2011 08:55 AM

Go to your local Ace hardware store and buy a flat aluminum color/steel pan that goes under wood stoves. Get one about 2ft x3 ft and slide it under the engine, will catch drips

Moffman 02-07-2011 02:04 PM


Originally Posted by jimq (Post 8279005)
I did only i used different words to keep the thread down to only a few hundred pages and avoid a free spiral down in anger and threats :p

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You sneaky bastard

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Porsche964FP 02-07-2011 03:13 PM

Wait a minute, isn't this the guy who didn't do a PPI?

Oil leak solution?

Just park it in a swimming pool and fill that up with oil... that way it'll never leak:D

Just as long as you get a PPI on the pool this time!

Moffman 02-07-2011 03:17 PM


Originally Posted by Porsche964FP (Post 8279938)
Wait a minute, isn't this the guy who didn't do a PPI?

Oil leak solution?

Just park it in a swimming pool and fill that up with oil... that way it'll never leak:D

Just as long as you get a PPI on the pool this time!

DAMNIT MAN BRINGIN UP THE PPI AGAIN?
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