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Old 08-22-2006, 10:24 AM
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Poison the little bastard! Rat poison should do the trick.

If you have time (and squirrels) to kill, get an airgun. Great fun!
Old 08-22-2006, 11:00 AM
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Squirrels do cause some trouble, but to hunt them down and kill them is a little much. They are not much differant than us, just trying to get through the day, put food on the table, a roof over head, and bring up the kids. Besides, they make me laugh. If they are a real problem live trap them and relocate them. Just remember, nature hates a vacuum. New ones will just move in so, I just keep the ones I have.
Old 08-22-2006, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by jeff522
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They are not much differant than us, just trying to get through the day, put food on the table, a roof over head, and bring up the kids. Besides, they make me laugh...
Well said!
Old 08-22-2006, 01:54 PM
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"Poison the little bastard! Rat poison should do the trick.
If you have time (and squirrels) to kill, get an airgun. Great fun!"

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Old 08-23-2006, 02:59 AM
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Show the squirrel your nuts. That should either frighten him.
Old 08-23-2006, 03:01 AM
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. . . or make him your want to be your friend, in which case you might be able to talk him out of chewing on your cover.
Old 08-25-2006, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Smokin
This is just about the only reliable way to get rid of your problem.
I had some that ate a boxster exhaust sized hole in my car cover. I am pleased to say that using the above method they have now been relocated to different parts of the county
Old 08-25-2006, 05:56 PM
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No THIS is what you need!!!!

The Mk 17 thermonuclear weapon
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Old 08-25-2006, 06:15 PM
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the Squirrel Problem has put my life into perspective !!
Old 08-25-2006, 09:52 PM
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Maybe you could just shred up your existing car cover for the squirrel, lay all the bits somewhere near the nest, and he won't bother the car anymore.

While I can't say I'm attained the Zen perfection of not killing things, I would strongly recommend against poison. Too easy for somebody's pet, or worse, a little kid, to get hold of it.

I will swear on a bible though, that I've hit those bastards right between the eyes with 10 pumps on an air rifle just to watch them scamper away unscathed. Nowadays I think I'm too much of a softie to shoot the little critters. Non-lethal shock treatment is always good, though - if you can engineer it. Some batteries, transformer, and capacitor are all you need. Combine that with some kind of video camera "record" switch - you've got yourself a funniest home video.
Old 08-26-2006, 01:51 PM
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"The Mk 17 thermonuclear weapon"
Only legal for personal use in the state of texas .
Old 08-26-2006, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Indycam
"The Mk 17 thermonuclear weapon"
Only legal for personal use in the state of texas .
...with a conceal and carry license.



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