Humboldtgrin

If you sold the 951 would you go out and buy a 928 GTS? Have you ever thought about it? Me neither. The idea of parting it cracked me up! Is that the first 928 at Larts hands? And it would of course have to be one of the best 928's made.

jc in rb

almost a senior citizen.... skip the gts and go straight to a lawn tractor !or a really nice tool shed.

lart951

Ok where is Randy V, is he ok? please can anyone confirm nothing bad has happened to him he is a well known 928 guy but he hasn't responded to my messages.

333pg333

Takes a while to respond when 1 finger typing. But you have to allow him to get to the dial up computer via his zimmer frame. Be patient.

zeusrotty

I can't believe you posted this Lart. I wanted our trade to be a private one. Deal is off.

azbanks

928???
Are you going to start dating men in that thing?

AlphaOmegaPower

Reminds me of the thread where the guy said he was moving on to a Miata...

Penguinracer

...I don't know...to be a truly convincing deal he'd also need to throw in a "BRAND NEW" pair of Depend underwear, a pair of grey loafers with velcro fasteners & a voucher for a new beige hearing aid so that you could savour the soft "woffle" of the bent eight as it slurred through it's four speeds!

Josh B

Lol - cracked me up! You always have had a soft spot for the 928

lart951

You guys have to understand that this specific 928 GTS is not stock but it has been modified by Randy to suit his needs, he had the 5 speed gear box removed and swapped an earlier automatic transmission, as you guys probably know the majority of the 928 guys don't know how to drive stick shift since their cars are automatic.

Humboldtgrin

What year is the 928 GTS? 94 95 are the best years. Cabin filter help old people breath better when driving there boat.

Randy V

Lart is confused yet again.

I offered to trade him 928 Goats, not a 928 GTS.

He has already named all of his 928 new brides - quite a feat!

He tells me he is practicing safe goatsex though.

lart951

Well that explains everything, we 951 guys mod our cars for speed, racing, such is the need for speed that some even swap their v8 engines for more speed. But the 928 guys modded their cars for space that was understandable considering the size of the average 928 girl as you can see in the attached picture, but now that you speak of goat a little research showed that you have gone further in your axles to make space for your goats, sorry the deal is off, i have no interest in a 1994 928 GTS double axle truck full of goats, that's your midnight blue 928 pick up isn't Randy?

raleighBahn

Lart, 928's are no different that fat girls. You can drink them pretty.

Matt O.

Strong.