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Old 10-27-2015, 09:44 PM
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Default Oh crap...

I walked into my garage the other day and froze in my tracks... then I went inside to grab my camera phone and voila; I caught the intruder red-handed.

Who do I report this vandalism to? Can anyone ID the suspect?

Mike





Okay... nice place to rest





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oh crap!





still going..LOL





and done
Old 10-27-2015, 09:48 PM
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Well, I think it's safe to say that you scared the **** out of him...
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Dunno - but it shows a 928 can still pull the birds.
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Looks like a Sharp-shinned hawk.

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Looks like a ****e Hawk to me!

Some variant of such crapped on my wife's Mitsubishi Pajero [Montero/Shogun] and it landed on the wing mirrors- would you believe it the crap actually melted the plastic framework- the poisoned *** git!

Must get myself an air rifle.

Rgds

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Old 10-28-2015, 04:28 PM
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Factory option 0786.
Winged predator to eliminate any rodents in air tubes...
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That'll buff right out...
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Be thankful it's not an owl...owls release about 3 times as much.
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I need to speak to your garage repair assistant about her obvious safety violations.
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Originally Posted by FredR
Looks like a ****e Hawk to me!

Some variant of such crapped on my wife's Mitsubishi Pajero [Montero/Shogun] and it landed on the wing mirrors- would you believe it the crap actually melted the plastic framework- the poisoned *** git!

Must get myself an air rifle.

Rgds

Fred
Interesting thing about fowl: they do not urinate, so the urea and fecal matter are excreted in one operation, hence is acidic. If it were liquid, it would at least run off, but it isn't and it adheres and damages the paint.
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Originally Posted by SteveG
Interesting thing about fowl: they do not urinate, so the urea and fecal matter are excreted in one operation, hence is acidic. If it were liquid, it would at least run off, but it isn't and it adheres and damages the paint.
Steve,

That really is "fowl". Either way it sounds like an evil brew.

At least we can take some solace from bird strikes on aircraft- the last thing that goes through the birds mind is his ***!

Rgds

Fred
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You know how Merlin can shape-shift into an Owl?


I think Lart can do the same thing... :/



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