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Old 09-14-2011, 12:29 AM
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Red face Separated at birth?

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Old 09-14-2011, 12:32 AM
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Nice hooters
Old 09-14-2011, 12:49 AM
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158/494/490 - Monterrey, 8-speaker sound
319 - higher fan speed pulley
533 - sunroof
650 - alarm
Old 09-14-2011, 01:01 AM
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Do you have pict of them going up and down?
Old 09-14-2011, 01:10 AM
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LMAO ... nice one PorKen!
Old 09-14-2011, 01:15 AM
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Nice head lights.

I'd like to see them "deployed".
Old 09-14-2011, 01:35 AM
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The model in Porkens post says that plastic surgeon, Dr. Jose Manaus Barvaria, left her nipples 'uneven' when he performed a breast implant on her last year. She says she has contacted a lawyer and plans to file a suit for damages.

Dr. Barvaria says he sees nothing wrong with her breasts.

"They look perfectly normal to me" Dr. Barvaria stated recently. "I cannot see what all the fuss is about".
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Old 09-14-2011, 01:41 AM
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Lordy lord is Heather one outstanding female specimen.

WTF is the idea behind those things on that poor 928's headlights? Some sort of projector lamps? They're the automotive equivalent of microphthalmia...
Old 09-14-2011, 09:56 AM
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I think originally it was a Grand Prix White car that stayed in the tanning booth to long. No mention of that in the E-bay auction though.

Old 09-14-2011, 10:26 AM
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Old 09-14-2011, 10:37 AM
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"unique" is not necessarily better. He's done a lot to the car, some of value, but nothing that really increases HP/Tor (so it's in the eye of the beholder); I take that back, the lamps have a negative effect on air flow.

It might not take too much to undo the worst.

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Old 09-14-2011, 11:08 AM
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It's amazing how many are out there that have no idea about Rennlist. When you pay $800.00 for an alternator you sorta deserve to be raped.
Old 09-14-2011, 12:25 PM
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WTF!?

I didn't read the whole description - what did he do to those headlights?

Most of my parts are from 928motorsports, 928 specialists or otherwise custom made for me at my local machine shop.


You'd think he knows of Rennlist if he knows these 928 vendors.
Old 09-14-2011, 12:43 PM
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Ruined them. T
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A long time ago a mother gave birth to a beautiful baby boy. The only problem, he had no eyelids! His doctor decided that when they circumcised the boy, they would use the foreskin from his ***** to make his eye lids. When the mother asked if her boy would be okay the doctor replied, "He will be fine, he's just a little **** eyed."

That boy grew up to be a teacher. But it didn't work out. He couldn't control his pupils.


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