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12-09-2002, 03:37 PM

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PorKen,

Then this one would apply...

"Keep honking A**hole...I'm reloading"

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12-09-2002, 06:21 PM

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This one wasn't a bumper sticker, it was on a license plate frame of a car that was driven to autocross and rallye events;

GET IN SIT DOWN

HOLD ON SHUT UP!

<img src="graemlins/roflmao.gif" border="0" alt="[hiha]" />

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12-09-2002, 06:48 PM

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" Too close for missles, switching to guns! "

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12-09-2002, 06:59 PM

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"My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student"

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12-10-2002, 12:55 AM

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Adjacent to a B&W pic of John Wayne in his Green Beret camos & helmet:

"Life is Tough,
It's Tougher if You're Stupid."

(Framed over my desk.)

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12-10-2002, 10:58 AM

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on the back of my audi:
'recycled porsche'

on the back of my porsche:
'porsche'

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12-10-2002, 01:19 PM

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Here's another one -

In realy small print -

If You can read this

In caps and larger print -

YOUR TO CLOSE!

I guess I was too close Huh?.

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12-11-2002, 09:11 AM

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My friend who is a CSX engineer had a bumper sticker on his truck which reads "my other vehicle is a locomotive"

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12-11-2002, 10:58 AM

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I saw the following in Key West. Despite my love of aviation, I still see the validity:

"I dream of the day that the schools are fully funded and the Air Force has to have a bake sale to buy a bomber"

[probably a little too political, but oh well....]

N!
'82 B747-230F

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12-14-2002, 02:36 PM

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"my other ride is your daughter"

on a black nasty looking 60's chrysler

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12-14-2002, 04:30 PM

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For the citizens of the United States....

"I makeith $$$, and Uncle Sam Taketh away"

John D

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01-15-2010, 08:14 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 928 Maniac

I have one on my bike that reads 'My other toy has T!TS.'

Crude...

Let's see how long it takes Randy to delete this one. He-he-he.

STILL HERE!!!!!????

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01-15-2010, 08:47 PM

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"i A-holes could fly, this place would be an airport"
"support search & rescue, GET LOST"
EARTH FIRST! we will mine the other planets later...

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01-15-2010, 10:39 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GoRideSno

Recently I saw "One bad rice burner" on the license plate frame of a S2000.

I can't remember if it was an air freshener or a bumper sticker that I saw in the 70s that said "Gas, Grass or A$$, nobody rides for free"

I saw a picture of an old '70 van that had that bumper sticker on it, then right below it was another that said "Keep laughing, your daughter might be inside".