Speedtoys

Need a list..like...

"Trust me, leaking from BOTH ends is optimal.."

voskian

Ran when parked 10 years ago!

voskian

That will buff out!

GregBBRD

Recent water pump and timing belt.

bronto

That's ten thousand dollars from being a five thousand dollar car.

StratfordShark

Just needs a regas.

StratfordShark

Believed to have originally been part of the Shah of Iran’s personal collection.

Snark Shark

These are better with the automatic.

worf928

Arg, Greg beat me to it. This should be #1.

zoo

Shots fired

dr bob

It just needs a [choose something too cheap to not do] and it will be a 200 mile per hour car again..

NickTucker

"How do those head lights work, they point up in the sky?"

Yes - Someone actually asked me that.

78Silver928

When I bought mine out of a barn where it sat 25 years I was told "the timing belt and water pump are brand new" I said yes, in 1992 they were new.

Shawn Stanford

Too easy, but here goes: "No low ballers. I know what I've got."

Mrmerlin

How much you want for it?
Ill take ten grand !
Humm well its got a terrific moldy interior smell thats pretty much trashed ,
the carpets are faded.
the seats are junk.
the dash and pod look like a desert riverbed,
Under the hood the head gaskets need to be replaced,
the AC compressor is gone but the adjusting bracket is bent back to the cross member, musta hit a low curb?
The tires are 14 years old,
the master cylinder is a fossilized rusty rod,
The paint looks good except it has all of these crazing scratches in it everywhere.
and its a US 1983 5 speed and it runs.


I will give you 1500.00 ...........
On second thought no I wont give you anything that car is 20 thousand away from a 10 thousand dollar car.