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Old 12-24-2018, 12:28 PM
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Down the chimney St. Tyson came with a bound.

He was dressed a 928srus T-shirt, followd by shorts to his foot,

And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

A bundle of Parts he had flung on his back,

And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!

His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And the legs in his shorts was as white as the snow;

He had a broad face and a little round belly,

That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And filled all the parts bins; then turned with a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
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Old 12-24-2018, 01:29 PM
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Nice work SG... now I know how I got a warm up regulator in my stocking.
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Nice job brother
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Old 12-24-2018, 07:07 PM
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What would we do without St. Roger the patron saint of all important express mail! His advice and good council is priceless.
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very cool
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Old 12-25-2018, 01:40 PM
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Yes, quite cool.

But you forgot to mention the boat shoes.

And, more importantly, you left out the 'elves', Laura and Mercedes.

I agree that without Roger, most of us would be lost.

But without them, Roger would likely be lost.
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