22nd Annual 928 Frenzy - Sept. 28-30, 2018
06-17-2018, 09:55 AM
#16
Rennlist Member
Awesome!! This is Steve's first Frenzy.
To keep up Steve, you have to start NOW, to get into "Frenzy Shape"
Here are some easy exercises.
1. Start drinking Russian Standard Vodka with just about every meal. Try drinking out of tea cups or other cups that you wouldn't typically drink Vodka out of.
2. Stand in a parking lot with a cigar for 10-18 hours per day. This while looking under car hoods and holding a flashlight. Try your local Walmart or Target parking lot for simulation.
3. Stay up well past 12 am and practice ordering a pizza with your cell phone. If you really want to stand out at Frenzy, watch your neighbors houses for when they order pizza and just take theirs.
4. Put some wheels on a cooler. Preferably a Yeti filled with beer and ride it down any hills on the Long Island Express Way. This must be done in the morning or after work rush hour to simulate the Beerfish motorized cooler rides in the parking lot. Very dangerous, yet fun to watch others barely missing being hit by drivers looking for parking spots....... YMMV
I hope this helps make your first Frenzy more enjoyable.
To keep up Steve, you have to start NOW, to get into "Frenzy Shape"
Here are some easy exercises.
1. Start drinking Russian Standard Vodka with just about every meal. Try drinking out of tea cups or other cups that you wouldn't typically drink Vodka out of.
2. Stand in a parking lot with a cigar for 10-18 hours per day. This while looking under car hoods and holding a flashlight. Try your local Walmart or Target parking lot for simulation.
3. Stay up well past 12 am and practice ordering a pizza with your cell phone. If you really want to stand out at Frenzy, watch your neighbors houses for when they order pizza and just take theirs.
4. Put some wheels on a cooler. Preferably a Yeti filled with beer and ride it down any hills on the Long Island Express Way. This must be done in the morning or after work rush hour to simulate the Beerfish motorized cooler rides in the parking lot. Very dangerous, yet fun to watch others barely missing being hit by drivers looking for parking spots....... YMMV
I hope this helps make your first Frenzy more enjoyable.
06-17-2018, 11:10 AM
#17
Rennlist Member
Nice work, Rick!
06-17-2018, 12:05 PM
#18
Rennlist Member
Awesome!! This is Steve's first Frenzy.
To keep up Steve, you have to start NOW, to get into "Frenzy Shape"
Here are some easy exercises.
1. Start drinking Russian Standard Vodka with just about every meal. Try drinking out of tea cups or other cups that you wouldn't typically drink Vodka out of.
2. Stand in a parking lot with a cigar for 10-18 hours per day. This while looking under car hoods and holding a flashlight. Try your local Walmart or Target parking lot for simulation.
3. Stay up well past 12 am and practice ordering a pizza with your cell phone. If you really want to stand out at Frenzy, watch your neighbors houses for when they order pizza and just take theirs.
4. Put some wheels on a cooler. Preferably a Yeti filled with beer and ride it down any hills on the Long Island Express Way. This must be done in the morning or after work rush hour to simulate the Beerfish motorized cooler rides in the parking lot. Very dangerous, yet fun to watch others barely missing being hit by drivers looking for parking spots....... YMMV
I hope this helps make your first Frenzy more enjoyable.
To keep up Steve, you have to start NOW, to get into "Frenzy Shape"
Here are some easy exercises.
1. Start drinking Russian Standard Vodka with just about every meal. Try drinking out of tea cups or other cups that you wouldn't typically drink Vodka out of.
2. Stand in a parking lot with a cigar for 10-18 hours per day. This while looking under car hoods and holding a flashlight. Try your local Walmart or Target parking lot for simulation.
3. Stay up well past 12 am and practice ordering a pizza with your cell phone. If you really want to stand out at Frenzy, watch your neighbors houses for when they order pizza and just take theirs.
4. Put some wheels on a cooler. Preferably a Yeti filled with beer and ride it down any hills on the Long Island Express Way. This must be done in the morning or after work rush hour to simulate the Beerfish motorized cooler rides in the parking lot. Very dangerous, yet fun to watch others barely missing being hit by drivers looking for parking spots....... YMMV
I hope this helps make your first Frenzy more enjoyable.
06-17-2018, 04:32 PM
#19
Rennlist Member
Hershey minus Rodeway
Awesome!! This is Steve's first Frenzy.
To keep up Steve, you have to start NOW, to get into "Frenzy Shape"
Here are some easy exercises.
1. Start drinking Russian Standard Vodka with just about every meal. Try drinking out of tea cups or other cups that you wouldn't typically drink Vodka out of.
2. Stand in a parking lot with a cigar for 10-18 hours per day. This while looking under car hoods and holding a flashlight. Try your local Walmart or Target parking lot for simulation.
3. Stay up well past 12 am and practice ordering a pizza with your cell phone. If you really want to stand out at Frenzy, watch your neighbors houses for when they order pizza and just take theirs.
4. Put some wheels on a cooler. Preferably a Yeti filled with beer and ride it down any hills on the Long Island Express Way. This must be done in the morning or after work rush hour to simulate the Beerfish motorized cooler rides in the parking lot. Very dangerous, yet fun to watch others barely missing being hit by drivers looking for parking spots....... YMMV
I hope this helps make your first Frenzy more enjoyable.
To keep up Steve, you have to start NOW, to get into "Frenzy Shape"
Here are some easy exercises.
1. Start drinking Russian Standard Vodka with just about every meal. Try drinking out of tea cups or other cups that you wouldn't typically drink Vodka out of.
2. Stand in a parking lot with a cigar for 10-18 hours per day. This while looking under car hoods and holding a flashlight. Try your local Walmart or Target parking lot for simulation.
3. Stay up well past 12 am and practice ordering a pizza with your cell phone. If you really want to stand out at Frenzy, watch your neighbors houses for when they order pizza and just take theirs.
4. Put some wheels on a cooler. Preferably a Yeti filled with beer and ride it down any hills on the Long Island Express Way. This must be done in the morning or after work rush hour to simulate the Beerfish motorized cooler rides in the parking lot. Very dangerous, yet fun to watch others barely missing being hit by drivers looking for parking spots....... YMMV
I hope this helps make your first Frenzy more enjoyable.
Rick: this sounds a LOT like Hershey minus the Rodeway Inn charm.
The fun is transferable I'm sure.
06-18-2018, 02:56 PM
#21
Burning Brakes
06-18-2018, 07:52 PM
#23
Rennlist Member
Booked Friday and Saturday. Always a great weekend! Caravan on!
06-20-2018, 10:17 AM
#24
Rennlist Member
06-20-2018, 10:19 AM
#25
There is soooo much truth in this post. Well done.
Awesome!! This is Steve's first Frenzy.
To keep up Steve, you have to start NOW, to get into "Frenzy Shape"
Here are some easy exercises.
1. Start drinking Russian Standard Vodka with just about every meal. Try drinking out of tea cups or other cups that you wouldn't typically drink Vodka out of.
2. Stand in a parking lot with a cigar for 10-18 hours per day. This while looking under car hoods and holding a flashlight. Try your local Walmart or Target parking lot for simulation.
3. Stay up well past 12 am and practice ordering a pizza with your cell phone. If you really want to stand out at Frenzy, watch your neighbors houses for when they order pizza and just take theirs.
4. Put some wheels on a cooler. Preferably a Yeti filled with beer and ride it down any hills on the Long Island Express Way. This must be done in the morning or after work rush hour to simulate the Beerfish motorized cooler rides in the parking lot. Very dangerous, yet fun to watch others barely missing being hit by drivers looking for parking spots....... YMMV
I hope this helps make your first Frenzy more enjoyable.
To keep up Steve, you have to start NOW, to get into "Frenzy Shape"
Here are some easy exercises.
1. Start drinking Russian Standard Vodka with just about every meal. Try drinking out of tea cups or other cups that you wouldn't typically drink Vodka out of.
2. Stand in a parking lot with a cigar for 10-18 hours per day. This while looking under car hoods and holding a flashlight. Try your local Walmart or Target parking lot for simulation.
3. Stay up well past 12 am and practice ordering a pizza with your cell phone. If you really want to stand out at Frenzy, watch your neighbors houses for when they order pizza and just take theirs.
4. Put some wheels on a cooler. Preferably a Yeti filled with beer and ride it down any hills on the Long Island Express Way. This must be done in the morning or after work rush hour to simulate the Beerfish motorized cooler rides in the parking lot. Very dangerous, yet fun to watch others barely missing being hit by drivers looking for parking spots....... YMMV
I hope this helps make your first Frenzy more enjoyable.
06-21-2018, 09:50 AM
#27
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