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I have decided that it would be far easier to steal a few 928s than continue to work on mine.
Several of you guys have had me drooling at pictures of your cars, and by golly, I'm going to learn to hot-wire and drive fast.
Sorry Thom, you're first on my to-steal-list.
Way too gorgeous ! ! ! ! !
I wouldnt steel Thoms car it ba5rly runs, heck hes lucky to get 10 miles to gallon and the wipers are bent,
its gotta have a re purposed MAF and a chipped microchip for a computer
for gosh sakes it might not not even have a timing belt.
and you know hes on some kind of LSD trip with that slushy 5 speed
His car is so uncool it looks white in a reflection
Naw steel Seths car he has every part emblazoned with the cerial number,
plus it comes with 660,000 pictures so you know its BONAIFIED !
infact its Sailer proof.
It occurred to me Dan, if we are talking theft or insurance fraud, here is a plan:
Take your engine parts out of the Tupperware boxes. Assembly is not over important here, just enough to take on the general shape of a sorted 928.
We we fill the tank with high octane fuel, actually jet fuel would be a better accelerant.
I haven’t worked out all the details yet, but it involves pushing your car over a cliff.
Boom, instant insurance pay out.
If you so choose, we could put a mannequin in it first and stage your death? For an additional pay out?
We would need some type of DNA, you know maybe some hair and fingernails.
I have dental tools, we could pull a tooth.
Just trying trying to help a fellow RL buddy. You know, pay it forward and all that.
HEY! I have a 928. Its just 'some assembly required.'
Daniel, you are going to need a roll-back, dollies, boxes, and a flat bed. Oh yeah, and a prybar. To remover her from my cold, dead hands.
HEY! I have a 928. Its just 'some assembly required.'
Daniel, you are going to need a roll-back, dollies, boxes, and a flat bed. Oh yeah, and a prybar. To remover her from my cold, dead hands.
Hmmm.... this stupid plan of mine is going nowhere fast. Dave wants to fit me for false teeth and set me on fire, and Seth's going to give me the crowbar blues. What's wrong with you people?
I need to think up a plan for revenge..... a-HA ! I've got it ! I'll drop MY 928 off at Seth's place ! ! !
That's more torture than anyone could bear !!!!
Doc, thank you for help. The devil is in the details on this one.
Dan, I feel like my plan was completely reasonable and you have not been very supportive.
I don't think you should get hung up on the tooth thing. By the time your settlement money arrives we can get you high end restorations. It's not like you would be stuck forever with 99 dollar falsies.
I'm assuming there would be no real medical examiner involved, since it's Kentucky.
I will just plant the story with the locals down at the Huck's gas station, that you were free basing cocaine again, in your fancy college car.
I have a used German Shepard uterus from a pyometra surgery this week. I can show that to them and say -- look, this is all that is left of him....
03-16-2018, 06:50 PM
Public Announcement. 928s I intend to steal.
(I know he's just foolin
