A tribute to Tifo!
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So there I was, just me and the huge Grizzly Bear fighting over a jar of peanut butter in my tent. After the hour long struggle, I remembered an important detail.... I was alergic to peanut butter and it was all for a lost cause....
Feel free to join with Tiffo-style stories - Happy Holidays
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Excellent! I feel honored!
For this special occasion, I'm gonna pull out an oldie but a goodie:
I have a geeky thing I like to do in an elavator: Curl up in a ball in a corner. And when someone asks you what's wrong and touches you on the shoulder scream "BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH"
For this special occasion, I'm gonna pull out an oldie but a goodie:
I have a geeky thing I like to do in an elavator: Curl up in a ball in a corner. And when someone asks you what's wrong and touches you on the shoulder scream "BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH"
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"I was on the phone with my friend Bob Sackemanno when I suddenly realized I had to return a pair of pants. So on my way to the subway I slip and fall in a mud puddle and ruin the very pants I was returning."
Kramer-as told to J. Peterman
Kramer-as told to J. Peterman
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Fred the chicken was always a happy chicken. He liked to play with his friends, and go swimming in the lake. One day, his friends, who were all chickens, asked what he did when he didn't play. He said swim. So they said chickens can't swim. So he told them that they were just jealous, and went swimming. And he was eaten by a frog. Always listen to your friends.
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I was having a nice conversation with my neighbor (his leg was amputated a couple years ago, some disease..) and he was telling me he had to get a new roof on his house because of the age, so i said, Man thats going to cost an arm and a leg. After i realized what i said we quickly changed subject and i felt like a dick head......
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"Sometimes I like to go to the walmart sporting good section and ask to look at a particular gun. I then aim the gun in the air while imitating a shooting action and screaming "DIE BITCH DIE" then calmly put the gun back down and ask to be directed to the anti-depressants. "
- Quoted from some comedian -
- Quoted from some comedian -
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in english one time my teacher said to make her laugh on this question...
"what could go wrong milking a cow?"
(i forgot why she asked this question)
i put something like "It might kick you"
but my friend had the "*****" to say "Well, You could end mistaking a bull for a cow and milk something that just wouldnt work"
(the font in rennlist is extremely huge due to some frieky accident that messed uo my computer yesterday)
what do i do?
"what could go wrong milking a cow?"
(i forgot why she asked this question)
i put something like "It might kick you"
but my friend had the "*****" to say "Well, You could end mistaking a bull for a cow and milk something that just wouldnt work"
![hiha](https://rennlist.com/forums/graemlins/roflmao.gif)
(the font in rennlist is extremely huge due to some frieky accident that messed uo my computer yesterday)
what do i do?
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Originally posted by Campeck
in english one time my teacher said to make her laugh on this question...
"what could go wrong milking a cow?"
(i forgot why she asked this question)
i put something like "It might kick you"
but my friend had the "*****" to say "Well, You could end mistaking a bull for a cow and milk something that just wouldnt work"
(the font in rennlist is extremely huge due to some frieky accident that messed uo my computer yesterday)
what do i do?
in english one time my teacher said to make her laugh on this question...
"what could go wrong milking a cow?"
(i forgot why she asked this question)
i put something like "It might kick you"
but my friend had the "*****" to say "Well, You could end mistaking a bull for a cow and milk something that just wouldnt work"
![hiha](https://rennlist.com/forums/graemlins/roflmao.gif)
(the font in rennlist is extremely huge due to some frieky accident that messed uo my computer yesterday)
what do i do?