Craigslist 944 Ad of the Century
#31
Yes but how do you know he's not pulling his buddies Hatteras around also.
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No punches pulled, clearly a "No BS tolerated" ad. I'm not surprised the lowballers/scammers have dropped away.
I do have to say that the line about not enough room in the backseat for the boyfriend to try anything is not correct.
'Young'uns' are amazingly limber and inventive.
Back seat of a Subaru, front seat of a Festiva, under the back hatch of an RX-7.
Cramped and uncomfortable, but still fun.
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That warm idle pressure has to have an RPM number to be meaningful. Oil pressure will change a lot over a few hundred rpm. And yes, you do have far more experience than I do with the un-calibrated gauges of the Porsche 944. I've got more time than you do calibrating gauges using actual calibrated reference instruments on nuclear powered submarines, neither of which really mean a whole lot as pertains to this car.
If the needle hits red and I see steam coming out from under the hood or a flashing temperature light, I will shut things off and start worrying then. Until then, this car is for sale as is. It's got 217k miles, it's not going to run and perform like it did 31 years ago when new. Honestly, no matter how much is spent on it, it will likely never be that good again. And that's what makes the car hobby fun. You can make it different, you can make it better, you can make it worse, but you will never duplicate OEM exactly.
If the needle hits red and I see steam coming out from under the hood or a flashing temperature light, I will shut things off and start worrying then. Until then, this car is for sale as is. It's got 217k miles, it's not going to run and perform like it did 31 years ago when new. Honestly, no matter how much is spent on it, it will likely never be that good again. And that's what makes the car hobby fun. You can make it different, you can make it better, you can make it worse, but you will never duplicate OEM exactly.
#36
The market must be different by you. Here in PHX, pieces of **** are asking $2500 and decent (not great) 944's are asking 12.5 (not turbo, not S, lots of early models).
cheers,
c
#37
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Yeah, but it's dead-on at the low end. If I change it around, I'll run out of gas all over town.
The market must be different by you. Here in PHX, pieces of **** are asking $2500 and decent (not great) 944's are asking 12.5 (not turbo, not S, lots of early models).
cheers,
c
The market must be different by you. Here in PHX, pieces of **** are asking $2500 and decent (not great) 944's are asking 12.5 (not turbo, not S, lots of early models).
cheers,
c
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^+1. The rear seat folds down yielding a huge flat carpeted area under the stars. You could have a threesome back there.
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If decent na’s are fetching $7-10k they are getting that because they are complete, original, good paint, body, interior and a well maintained engine and running gear plus lower mileage helps. It doesn’t mean half decent cars should fetch half that money. Prices are only up on the good examples, all the others are still were they should be though everyone thinks their values have also increased and ask for more. They either sit unsold or some mug comes along and overpays.
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This is practically a compliment seeing as you are the resident troll here. I've seen enough to know that. Your Larts buddy so of course you lowball everything. You can't buy parts cars for that anymore. Good 944s are 7-10k nowadays. This one is what it is. Good turbos are 12-18k. It's a sad time to be 944 hunting. Good on those who bought in cheap. Those days are fading fast.
Just because people are asking those numbers doesn't mean they are changing hands for those numbers.
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I don't really want to relive my time in the Navy, it was long ago and mostly results in nightmares now, but I do have some funny stories too.
My real accept price is $3500 and I may update the ad to reflect that. If it won't bring $3500, it may very well get stripped down and converted to LS1 power. In the meantime I could do the suspension and drive it auotX and HPDE days and let the 2.5 blow if it wants to. I'm about to have a lot of cash flow and will do my Miata 5.0 project first but I could easily question this as project car #2.
My real accept price is $3500 and I may update the ad to reflect that. If it won't bring $3500, it may very well get stripped down and converted to LS1 power. In the meantime I could do the suspension and drive it auotX and HPDE days and let the 2.5 blow if it wants to. I'm about to have a lot of cash flow and will do my Miata 5.0 project first but I could easily question this as project car #2.
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And what about purse dogs? Does that disqualify me? I just inherited a miniature Dachshund from my daughter that poops all over the bedroom. I'm sort of hoping one of my Rotts will eat her, but my wife would be furious.