Divot

Shuddup, fool! Divot Enterprises was built on the simple formula:

1) Find a group of people incapable of making rational purchase decisions
2) ??????
3) Profit!!!

EnigmaWmn

Profit?



I've seen you try to do "business" on 34th. Cars couldn't speed away fast enough after you came up to the window

Divot

Ah, yes. Misdirection is the hallmark of the huckster. Place concentration on "profit" and ignore the "find a group of people incapable of making rational purchase decisions" part. No wonder your extravagant lifestyle allows you to afford RL membership (unlike some.)

PS, after I saw your leg-fur outside of Penn, I moved up to Hunt's Point, biatch.

MadFox

Slammed at work. just now noticed the thread. One word: Larrific!

ltc

I am ordering an extra one to drape over Larry's tombstone...I think he would appreciate it.

MadFox

I think I'll order one for the Hawaii Insurance fraud division. Got an email and the Commissioner says that distributions may start next year after nearly six years....

STFF - Love it made it....

ltc

I am sending an autographed shirt to PCNA Legal ... For some strange reason, I seem to have memorized their address...

Divot

I have a good idea.

We find someone to volunteer for t-shirt duty, send them to Italy so they can chase drunken 11 year old Russian boys, and then bring them back to sit their fat *** at Flushing Meadows for a couple of weeks.

EnigmaWmn

Stop spying on me. Now I won't feel comfortable enjoying that extra hot dog while there.

cab&coupe

I'll be sure to look for your Bachmann technique in the Fed highlight films

EnigmaWmn

What's a "Bachmann technique"?

Or you meant backhand? If so, I have a lethal backhand slice that Graf could only dream about

cab&coupe

Pops, clearly you've been out of the media loop. You do not want to be caught by Paparazzi eating hot dogs in a public setting.

ltc

We're just moments away from someone typing "foot long" ...wait for it.

EnigmaWmn

Ok, suddenly, a photo from the "Rennlister Photographer Thread" comes to mind. I knew I shouldn't have mentioned "hot dog"

You're all bastard coated bastards with bastard filling!

And I'm switching my USO diet to popcorn. Popcorn and coke. Basta

ltc

OK, kosher hot dog. Problem solved