It finally happened!
10-22-2014, 08:53 PM
#1
Pro
Thread Starter
It finally happened!
Almost two years to the day after getting the car, I got the full spin complete with the hairflick and a "Oooh, you have a Porsche? I wanna see!"
Unfortunately the young lady in question is a year younger than the car - my daughter's classmate that came over to study and noticed it when I helped them put their bikes into the garage...Who says kids aren't interested in cars anymore?
Unfortunately the young lady in question is a year younger than the car - my daughter's classmate that came over to study and noticed it when I helped them put their bikes into the garage...Who says kids aren't interested in cars anymore?
10-22-2014, 09:00 PM
#2
Three Wheelin'
Well, since I am half the age of most Porsche owners... Porsche 911 is a horrible car to go on dates or pick up women.
One, it attracts only skanks who are interested in you only due to money. Being as young as I am, 911 was a huge liability as it attracted only the type of women I want to avoid and repulsed the normal women due to stereotypes associated with Porsche owners.
Two, there will be no action in the 911 unless you are a manlet or a midget. There simply is no room for two normal sized adults to **** in a 911 coupe. In convertible you can do it with top down, but...I digress.
One, it attracts only skanks who are interested in you only due to money. Being as young as I am, 911 was a huge liability as it attracted only the type of women I want to avoid and repulsed the normal women due to stereotypes associated with Porsche owners.
Two, there will be no action in the 911 unless you are a manlet or a midget. There simply is no room for two normal sized adults to **** in a 911 coupe. In convertible you can do it with top down, but...I digress.
10-22-2014, 10:19 PM
#5
So far my 996 has attracted more dudes than chicks . (No, Iam NOT into dudes) 
Funny the tech that was putting gas in my 996 when I picked up the car told me I would be "getting head fo sho" .
It hasn't happened yet
, hmm I must be doing it wrong-off to re-read the owners manual 
I guess its a good thing I got the car for my long love with 911's, and not as a fashion/status icon.
Funny the tech that was putting gas in my 996 when I picked up the car told me I would be "getting head fo sho" .
It hasn't happened yet
, hmm I must be doing it wrong-off to re-read the owners manual I guess its a good thing I got the car for my long love with 911's, and not as a fashion/status icon.
10-22-2014, 10:22 PM
#6
Uhh, if they figure you can afford a Porsche they might also figure you can afford a motel room.
10-23-2014, 12:22 AM
#7
Removable targa top was helpful, though.
