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#17
Drifting
Well, since I am half the age of most Porsche owners... Porsche 911 is a horrible car to go on dates or pick up women.
One, it attracts only skanks who are interested in you only due to money. Being as young as I am, 911 was a huge liability as it attracted only the type of women I want to avoid and repulsed the normal women due to stereotypes associated with Porsche owners.
One, it attracts only skanks who are interested in you only due to money. Being as young as I am, 911 was a huge liability as it attracted only the type of women I want to avoid and repulsed the normal women due to stereotypes associated with Porsche owners.
#18
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Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Ann Arbor area - land of the libtards
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I must be doing it wrong...not many (other than Porsche owners and young kids) ask about the car. Some clients say stuff...last week I got "Mr. Rogers, your quite a flashy guy, huh?" She was recently divorced about 40 years old, so 17 my senior.
Another said "now I know why my rates keep going up" in a jokingly way.
My GF and I went to Cablea's (sp?) a few weeks ago and some teenagers jumped out of a 68' Mustang and ran to my car as we where getting out. One kid said that is beautiful and sounds amazing, can I have a ride...I laughed at his bluntness and drove him around the side road...he said my next car is going to be one, when I told him how much I paid.
Another said "now I know why my rates keep going up" in a jokingly way.
My GF and I went to Cablea's (sp?) a few weeks ago and some teenagers jumped out of a 68' Mustang and ran to my car as we where getting out. One kid said that is beautiful and sounds amazing, can I have a ride...I laughed at his bluntness and drove him around the side road...he said my next car is going to be one, when I told him how much I paid.
#19
Burning Brakes
Well, since I am half the age of most Porsche owners... Porsche 911 is a horrible car to go on dates or pick up women.
One, it attracts only skanks who are interested in you only due to money. Being as young as I am, 911 was a huge liability as it attracted only the type of women I want to avoid and repulsed the normal women due to stereotypes associated with Porsche owners.
Two, there will be no action in the 911 unless you are a manlet or a midget. There simply is no room for two normal sized adults to **** in a 911 coupe. In convertible you can do it with top down, but...I digress.
One, it attracts only skanks who are interested in you only due to money. Being as young as I am, 911 was a huge liability as it attracted only the type of women I want to avoid and repulsed the normal women due to stereotypes associated with Porsche owners.
Two, there will be no action in the 911 unless you are a manlet or a midget. There simply is no room for two normal sized adults to **** in a 911 coupe. In convertible you can do it with top down, but...I digress.