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Old 10-09-2009, 04:53 PM
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If you have a Tip car...... YOUR panties will slide right off!
Along with the man purse and man capris.....
Old 10-09-2009, 04:56 PM
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The Width of my rear tires and the Length of my *****, are exactly the same.
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Originally Posted by medtech
The Width of my rear tires and the Length of my *****, are exactly the same.

Thats only true for me when I ride a 10 speed bike
Old 10-09-2009, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by medtech
The Width of my rear tires and the Length of my *****, are exactly the same.
That's when you are using the donut spare in the rear, right!?
Old 10-09-2009, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by medtech
The Width of my rear tires and the Length of my *****, are exactly the same.
I didn't know that a 3" wide tire would fit on a 10" wide wheel!
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Originally Posted by Tippy
Along with the man purse and man capris.....
Old 10-09-2009, 05:51 PM
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Ferdinand Porsche designed the Volkswagen Beetle;
The Porsche 911 was basically a squashed Beetle, inheriting the air cooled rear engine layout;
Toyota taught Porsche how to make the 996;
Volkswagen owns Porsche.

In 20 years, Microsoft will own Porsche, Volkswagen and Toyota and the 911 will be known as the MS Porsche WinCar 9.11 - and the RMS will still be leaking.

Well, sort of anyway.
Old 10-09-2009, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by smackboy1
In 20 years, Microsoft will own Porsche, Volkswagen and Toyota and the 911 will be known as the MS Porsche WinCar 9.11 - and the RMS will still be leaking.

Well, sort of anyway.
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LOL you guys!!
Old 10-10-2009, 11:53 AM
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- The bracket under the steering column is for the owners manual

- You can purchase a "red clip" (about $0.75) for your 996 Cab from Porsche that will allow you to activate the in car motion sensors if you park and lock the car with the top down (they are normally not active if the top is down).

- The dealer can program the door locks to automatically lock at speed with the PST2 tool

- If you don't change your yellow sidemarkers to clear sidemarkets Tim will make fun of you every time you post a picture.
Old 10-10-2009, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Ray S
- The bracket under the steering column is for the owners manual
I always here this but I've never been able to fit it in there. Are you supposed to take it out of the leather (pleather?) case first?
Old 10-10-2009, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by tooloud10
I always here this but I've never been able to fit it in there. Are you supposed to take it out of the leather (pleather?) case first?
You have to take all the sales crap out... and have like 3 books or less in there, Porsche design it with weight savings in mind.

Old 10-10-2009, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by tooloud10
I always here this but I've never been able to fit it in there. Are you supposed to take it out of the leather (pleather?) case first?
Have you never heard of foreplay?




DAMN Ferd, your car is SWEET looking!
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Originally Posted by Ray S
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- If you don't change your yellow sidemarkers to clear sidemarkets Tim will make fun of you every time you post a picture.


BTW, I thought this was a thread about "little known" 996 items!

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i didn't know the 996 would devalue as fast as it has compared to other 911's.
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