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Old 12-07-2015, 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by TrappistMonk
really? the bumperettes were the reason I never bought a 997. I could not spend that kind of money on a car with *** pimples!
+1. Too funny
Old 12-07-2015, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Edgy01
Although many complained about the 997's bumperettes they are a far better solution than replacing or repainting an entire back end on a P-car. I replaced a bumperette on my car several years ago because of a similar scrap in parking and although it took some time to R&R the old one and put in the new (to include paint work) it was far cheaper than dealing with the entire back end. I think Americans in big cities are going to miss that a lot.

I have noticed from living in Germany for many years that people are much more concerned about others' cars and thus it is very rare to experience a door ding or a 'touch' from a car during parallel parking. In America it is very common in big cities to park via the braille method...
sad but true in my experience
Old 12-07-2015, 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by gota911
I prefer to think of them as nipples... which is a much more pleasurable image for one to ponder.
nipples on your *** ... and this makes a pleasurable image?
Old 12-07-2015, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Larry Cable
nipples on your *** ... and this makes a pleasurable image?
I just stated nipples....not nipples on an ***. Butt (pun intended) whatever floats your boat!
Old 12-07-2015, 06:15 PM
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Those bumperettes saved my 997.2 twice.

Once when an idiot rear-ended me, and once when I was the idiot and backed into the garage door.

Cheaply replaced by bumperplugs.com.

So yeah, I think about them sometimes in the 991. I keep one eye on the rearview when I stop.
Old 12-08-2015, 02:05 AM
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Originally Posted by TrappistMonk
With the hips of the 911 where they are, that seems anatomically incorrect 😃
Yes but correct would be…. hemorrhoid. Which, well, they are unsightly….



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