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Old 11-11-2006, 01:55 AM
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[c'mon, sing along...]

You stick the ignition key in a retardedly wrong place in your wife's car...
Old 11-11-2006, 01:56 AM
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a case of oil isn't a "bulk purchase"
Old 11-11-2006, 03:18 AM
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a case of oil isn't a "bulk purchase"
LOL...I picked up a case of oil and was asked how many cars I was working on.

Guy was shaking his head when I told him about an oil change and the fact that I never really change all of it.
Old 11-11-2006, 08:19 AM
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The guy at the full service gas station asks if you'd like your oil level checked, then proceeds to the front of the car.....
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You know you're a 911 driver when...

You're at a stop light and every guy in the souped-up ricer beside you wants to race you off the line.....
Old 11-11-2006, 08:30 AM
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You know you're a 911 driver when...

While out driving with your girlfriend, you point to every 911 you see and grill her on what model it is.....
Old 11-11-2006, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by skruggs964
You know you're a 911 driver when...

While out driving with your girlfriend, you point to every 911 you see and grill her on what model it is.....
ummmm I do that
Old 11-11-2006, 09:42 AM
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You know you're a 911 driver when...
You know what a 964 or 993 is ..
Carrera 4 means 4 wheel drive ..
You know the engine is in the right place ..

You wouldn't own anything else
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You know you're a 911 driver when . . .
You think the smell of burnt oil is pleasing . .
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. . . and this from my wife . . .

You know you're a 911 driver when . . .
Even your wife can spot a 911 from a mile away!
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While walking down the street - the sound of an air-cooled engine causes you to start looking in every direction.
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You know you are a 911 owner when....

....You have this strange desire to wave at VW Beetles passing by


Sorry, I'll go back to my forum.

It's all in good fun - I'm thinking about a 964C4 cabrio.
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You know your a 911 owner when...
You make trips to the garage for no apparent reason... then find yourself admiring your car.
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You know you are a 911 owner when you have your girlfriend direct trafic when you back out of a parking spot and then start to drive away without her. ( I paid dearly for that one)
Old 11-11-2006, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by dfinnegan
. . . and this from my wife . . .

You know you're a 911 driver when . . .
Even your wife can spot a 911 from a mile away!
It' true!!!

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