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Old 05-20-2008, 10:14 AM
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Default "Porsche For Dummies" Manual: My favorite quotes

There really is a "Porsche for Dummies" manual in the '08's, called "Getting to Know Your Porsche Sports Car Quick Questions and Answers." I thought some of the earlier posts that had referred to it were joking, but they're not. Anyway, some of my favorites parts.

First, under the title on the cover, it says "Please do not read while driving."

Second, "Q: I...have been driving it spiritedly. Now I notice my recent fuel consumption is...high." "A: Driving with gusto exacts a toll in fuel consumption..."

Third, "Q: Why is the ignition key located on the left?"

Fourth, in response to a question about difficulty in using the key remote, this partial answer: "Your Porsche key has quite a number of functions, but it can take some practice to remember them."
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With more people out there with $, and less - knowing what a PORSCHE is all about; you'll have that.



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